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root@fyre [~]# telnet localhost 25
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to localhost (127.0.0.1).
Escape character is '^]'.
220-fyre.fyrenetworks.com ESMTP Exim 4.69 #1 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:07:29 -0600
220-*yawn* huh? Wha? What is it?
220-Oh, it's you. I suppose you want me to send mail.
220-Well fine. But just so you know, I don't send spam.
220-(That means you are not authorized to send unsolicited
220-and/or bulk e-mail through this system, you dimwit.)
220 Now do your thing and let me get back to sleep, huh?
HELO localhost
250 fyre.fyrenetworks.com Hello localhost [127.0.0.1]

This is what happens when I'm under the influence of pain medication, wake up before anyone else in the house, can't get back to sleep, have too much chocolate, don't feel 100%, and am slightly bored...

Now, I just need to figure out if it's possible to include a callout at that point in exim.conf to a perl script that will randomize the connect messages.

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